State Department Blog

Bush seals the deal

2008-01-16T03:38:00.000-08:00

I never anticipated one night of white-slavery applied to me. Damn, it's going to be hard to sit tomorrow.

REUTERS/Ahmed Jadallah

George gets jealous

2008-01-16T03:32:00.001-08:00

When I give the King a "robelerone". He's got great posture doesn't he?

REUTERS/Saudi Press Agency/Handout

Here I am, I ... am... so... B-R-A-V-E

2008-01-15T06:07:00.000-08:00

I told Al Maliki I also used to have an I.E.D. problem. I suggested he do what I did and switch to the sponge.

REUTERS/Iraqi Government Office/Handout

I hate being the meat in a sandwich

2008-01-14T07:36:00.000-08:00

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

The Prince wanted to know what my down time with the Boss was like

2008-01-14T04:52:00.000-08:00

A few minutes later I gnawed the straw into a series of short, bent strips. I know much in the art of seduction as well as diplomacy.

The Boss was nice enough to send me this photo as it reminded him of the same thing...and also my ability to siphon gas out of poppy's boat. He's going to frame it. I hope he gives a copy to that bitch he married.

Reuters

I have a feeling

2008-01-14T04:33:00.000-08:00

They're discussing the George Schultz tattoo I have on my ass. The Boss thinks it is the guy who did "Peanuts".

REUTERS/Ahmed Jadallah

"Somebody just got informed..."

2008-01-13T06:36:00.000-08:00

I'm not a fan of turtlenecks.

The boss sent me this one...as he knows.

Unburka

2008-01-13T06:34:00.000-08:00

My man bitch!

REUTERS/Ahmed Jadallah

Finally

2008-01-13T06:28:00.000-08:00

Enough bling for him to be a real Gang-Banger.

REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

"Trust but verfiy"

2008-01-13T06:26:00.000-08:00

Here my negotiator from the U.S. Embassy assures me nothing will be approaching the face.

REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

I miss the U.S.A.

2008-01-12T06:03:00.000-08:00

But thank goodness I heard about this:

You wanna see claw marks, you should see his back!!! This kitten has some claws.

Now, if I can keep a certain someone from giving 3 & 4-star reach-arounds this could be my big chance. I learned a few things from Judy Giuliani.

"Oh, yeah, Man of the Year?"

2008-01-12T05:47:00.000-08:00

"Let's just say somebody in this picture called out the other asshole's
name at a really awkward time last night. BITCH!"

REUTERS/Larry Downing

"Eyes over here Boss!"

2008-01-12T05:45:00.002-08:00

BITCH!!

REUTERS/Larry Downing

Hands off!!!

2008-01-11T09:10:00.000-08:00

Ver derharget you BITCHES!!!

AP Photo/Jim Hollander, Pool

"Worst. IMAX. Ever!"

2008-01-11T06:15:00.000-08:00

REUTERS/Larry Downing

"Just pretend I'm a small boy."

2008-01-11T04:15:00.000-08:00

"The President does. Heck, that's what his pet name is for me."

(AFP/Jim Watson)

The Boss is waaaaaaaaaaay too comfortable around beards

2008-01-11T04:02:00.001-08:00

This is all getting back at me for my shaving topiary.

Although, to be fair, he does love them Oak Ridge Boys.

(AFP/Pool/Kevin Frayer)

This is where Jesus was born

2008-01-10T06:50:00.000-08:00

But just after this pic it was the place my salad got tossed.

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Jacques sure knows where

2008-01-10T05:59:00.000-08:00

to put the batteries. I just closed my eyes and pretended he was Putin.

REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (ISRAEL)

"Talk to the Hand Brownie!!"

2008-01-10T05:48:00.000-08:00

Condi don't take it there!

REUTERS/Oleg Popov (WEST BANK)

Tee hee...

2008-01-10T02:36:00.000-08:00

I admit it is embarassing when the boss explains his positions. He doesn't like to be face-to-face you see. But don't feel bad for me, it's the same with Laura, that Texas Bitch!

(AP Photo/Palestinian Authority, Omar Rashidi, HO)

I recognize this pose

2008-01-10T02:31:00.000-08:00

It's usually well-intentioned, but ultimately doesn't achieve it's purpose.
That eagle pose seems familiar too.

(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

8 Megapixels

2008-01-09T16:39:00.000-08:00

Helps Jacques & my George enjoy some candid snaps I took of my Gaza Strip.

Jacques says he'd like to occupy it awhile.

(AFP/GPO/Moshe Milner)

Hey!

2008-01-09T10:16:00.000-08:00

Step back you JAP bitches!

REUTERS/Larry Downing

People, Jews and Muslims

2008-01-09T09:51:00.000-08:00

Seen so far.

It was nice to see Jacques Chirac again. Despite him being French and all. I'm a Soviet specialist, but I did not know he was also a resident of Israel too. I thought he was Catholic. Very suave though, especially for a jew.

Here's something for my fella. He likes stuff with his name on it, so he knows who he is with and who he is.

Say, the two of them mentioned something to me about "family style". Anybody know what that means?

Thnx.

I wish I could do something for these muslimy women. Something with style and awesome shoes. But then again, they'd be happy with some crocs.

Hi

2008-01-09T09:33:00.000-08:00

I'm Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of State for the greatest country in the world!!!

No, the other one.

This is my blog as I go with my husb, er, boss, to the exotic middle east.

We're going to be visiting with lots of exotic people. And also Jews and Muslims.

Come along with us, if you dare.