Bush seals the deal

I never anticipated one night of white-slavery applied to me. Damn, it's going to be hard to sit tomorrow.

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George gets jealous

When I give the King a "robelerone". He's got great posture doesn't he?

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Here I am, I ... am... so... B-R-A-V-E

I told Al Maliki I also used to have an I.E.D. problem. I suggested he do what I did and switch to the sponge.

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I hate being the meat in a sandwich

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The Prince wanted to know what my down time with the Boss was like

A few minutes later I gnawed the straw into a series of short, bent strips. I know much in the art of seduction as well as diplomacy.

The Boss was nice enough to send me this photo as it reminded him of the same thing...and also my ability to siphon gas out of poppy's boat. He's going to frame it. I hope he gives a copy to that bitch he married.

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I have a feeling

They're discussing the George Schultz tattoo I have on my ass. The Boss thinks it is the guy who did "Peanuts".

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"Somebody just got informed..."

I'm not a fan of turtlenecks.

The boss sent me this one...as he knows.