State Department Blog

I never anticipated one night of white-slavery applied to me. Damn, it's going to be hard to sit tomorrow. REUTERS/Ahmed Jadallah

When I give the King a " robelerone ". He's got great posture doesn't he? REUTERS/Saudi Press Agency/Handout

I told Al Maliki I also used to have an I.E.D. problem. I suggested he do what I did and switch to the sponge. REUTERS/Iraqi Government Off...

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

A few minutes later I gnawed the straw into a series of short, bent strips. I know much in the art of seduction as well as diplomacy. The B...

They're discussing the George Schultz tattoo I have on my ass. The Boss thinks it is the guy who did " Peanuts ". REUTERS/Ahm...

I'm not a fan of turtlenecks. The boss sent me this one...as he knows.